Record Reports Dung Slinging in Alabama

From the sheriff’s report in the Madison County Record of Huntsville:

“Aug. 5 — A man on Highway 127 in Alabam advised that his neighbor’s horse had gotten into his yard and had left five piles of dung.

He advised that he had taken a shovel and rake and put it back in his neighbor’s yard and that he had left a note on the neighbor’s gate.

“The caller advised that the neighbor was now banging on the side of his trailer and that if he came up on the porch it was not going to be pretty.”