BREAKING: Jon Woods Plays That Devil’s Rock-n-Roll Music

Sen. Bill Pritchard has something he thinks you really need to know about his Republican primary opponent, Rep. Jon Woods.  It is something so sinister that once you know it you can never support this devilish rascal.  No, it’s not that he voted for $559 million in tax increases like Pritchard.  It is much, much worse.

Note if you are under the age of 4 please stop reading now.

Here it is – Jon Woods plays in a rock-n-roll band!  No, it’s true.  Not only that but one of the songs the band plays has the word whiskey in it.  Yeah, whiskey!  The devilish music may lead to consumption of the the intake of the demon rum and who knows what sort of frivolity could ensue.

Of course, never mind the fact that Woods is actually a teetotaler who says he has never taken a drink or smoked a cigarette.  It is clear that he can’t be trusted to represent Springdale values if he runs with those who do.  Can I get an A-MEN!?!

Unfortunately, I am afraid that Pritchard has just touched the tip of the iceberg.  I have it on good authority he has been seen carousing with the likes of known wild and crazy guys like Jim Bob Duggar.  I mean seriously the guy has 19 kids; he is a wild man.  And perhaps… just perhaps… that crazy rock-n-roll is to blame for that too!

h/t The Source for flushing out this clearly relevant campaign issue.