No Sense Splitting Hairs (Outtakes Opinion)

From the June 29 sheriff’s report in the Madison County Record of Huntsville: “A woman called the sheriff’s office and said that her boyfriend had cut her hair without her permission. The woman did not press charges because she later stated that she needed a haircut anyway because it was in her eyes.”

Farmer Flush with Chickens

From the July 29 sheriff’s report in the Madison County Record of Huntsville: “Nedra Pena of Highway 127 advised that someone had stolen a toilet from one of her chicken houses.”