Sorry I’ve Been Gone for Awhile

My ass is really chapped about this trailer-park mental midget that posts here.

I thought The City Wire would put a stop to this insanity, but apparently, they either don’t care or they agree with this absinthe-drinking nitwit.

What am I thinking?!?!  He visits museums, goes to broadway plays, and does Internet research.  Apparently, these sorts of activities has resulted in him becoming a much more advanced human than us beer-drinkers because he knows the truth.

Oh, wait, that would mean that he himself is the advanced race.  Oh…. I get it.


Damn, I’m so stupid.  I hate me.